Whateveruwant wins, photo sparks turnover in ethics committee

In a move that has shakend the foundation of Johnny Goodtimes, Inc. to it's very core, Teddy Roosevelt, Jr. was asked to leave the JGT Ethics Committee shortly after the above photo was seen on the website. The photo, taken shortly after Whateveruwant blew up with an impressive 111 at O'Neals on Tuesday, was allowed to pass onto the website after Teddy gave it the ok without consulting other members of the committee. Said committee member Sparky Beefcake, "We cannot allow this kind of filth onto a family friendly website, I don't care how many points the team scores. The Puritan principles that have formed such a solid base for this empire have been trampled on." The Committee's decision to replace Roosevelt was not surprising. Tipper Gore has long hated such satanic rockers such as Twisted Sister and John Denver, and this is a sure sign that the committe is moving far to the right.