Shocking Blue! Unlawful Presence Gains Entry

Unlawful Entry pulled off a shocking upset at the Locust Rendezvous on Wednesday night, knockin goff the Jams, 101-98. Is this band of unknowns a one hit wonder or are they here to stay? Only time will tell. As usual, there was controversy. It surrounded a question Johnny asked about Bananarama, sparking an outrage among Jams fans (who answered with Shocking Blue), whose team had won six out of the last seven weeks. Fortunately, Johnny was able to placate the angry fans with some delicious Bananarama Bread.