Four Letter Word? Word.

I've got a Four Letter Word For You scored 50 points in the final round to edge past the Short Bus at the Bards on Tuesday night. When asked what the four letter word was, the team was forced to decline. "Sorry, Johnny" said Twinkie McSweeney, "But we can't reveal the four letter word. It's highly sensitive, a delicate matter of national security." Our buddy Karl Rove tells us it's FUNK, and that the Iranians will know what it means.

*Here's a recent interview with Joe Wilson, the husband of Valerie Plume.