Pepperoni Finds No Malternative

Pepperoni had a perfect score going in to round four, but a failure to recognize the producers of one of their favorite drinks prevented them from finishing with the highest score ever. "We've been coming to the Bards and enjoying the refreshing taste of Zima for years," said Francis Fishbone of the victorious team. "Nothing like relaxing with a kool crisp Zima straight from the tap after a hard day at the office. The real problem was, I never associated it with some monolithic beer company. I always thought of it as simply a nectar of the Gods." 'Roni still won with an impressive 112.