Jams Win, Narrowly Avoid Asteroid

An asteroid, named after rock legend Bruce Springsteen, almost crashed the Jams party after their fourth win in the last six weeks. The Jams narrowly avoided a similar fate to the one suffered by Tom Delay a few weeks ago. Of course, Delay was hit by a comet, not an asteroid. There is a difference, I think. Though some people have claimed to have seen the Boss's face in the asteroid, such talk has been discounted as "ridiculous and frivolous" by Goodtimes.