Skates and Rays are the Same Thing wins at Bards

First of all, no they're not. Secondly, why concentrate on a victory by a group of, let's face it, rather unattractive men (okay, and one hot chick), when we can instead focus on the hot chicks who finished last? Team Hocker was overjoyed by their prize: a hot Backstreet Boys poster. "Let's put it this way," said Shannon Grataz, "I won't be falling asleep at a Backstreet Boys concert, no matter how jet lagged I am. A.J. is so dreamy!" She went on to say that she wouldn't make out with Goodtimes, even if he was in the band.