Defective Sidewalk Wins, Falls Asleep at Concert
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The prize for winning quizzo on Tuesday at the Bards was a dream vacation to Las Vegas, where the winning team would get to see Celine Dion perform! The Defective Sidewalk, Dion fans all, were overjoyed at their win, and excited about their trip. "Yeah, we were psyced to finally see her live," said Natalie Bilgepump. "But when we got to Vegas, I don't know, I guess we were jet lagged or drunk or something, because we all fell fast asleep at Celine's show." Added Chuck "Charles" Crabtree, "It wasn't that embarrasing. I mean, everybody around us was asleep, too. I'm sure they all had jet lag, too. They certainly weren't sleeping because Celine Dion is a talentless, worthless piece of dogs---." Crabtree added that he was glad that Dion has never been hit by a bus.
