Steroid Scandal hits Black Sheep
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The War on Steroids moved from Capitol Hill to 17th and Lattimer on Wednesday night, as "Mean" Gene McSweeney (second from right) was subpoenaed shortly after the Missing Heads won, and will testify on Capitol Hill next week. "What? What about Thad Nuclei (middle of photo)? Why aren't they grilling him?" asked Gene. Nuclei, who wrote the book "Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant Roids, Bad Questions, and How Quizzo Got Big," was not subpoenaed, with Congress explaining that they didn't want to turn this into a circus. In his book, Nuclei claims that Gene turned him onto performance enhancing drugs.

