The Year in Review-June

JGT Highlights

• Mary Kate Olsen doesn't get role of Skeletor in He-Man movie, decides to get fat.
• Johnny goes to Satanic rock concert.
• Tanya Harding gets Nancy Kerrigan style beatdown.
• Girl makes artwork out of ketchup at Good Dog.
• June was a big month for Grigorii Rasputin. First, it's discovered that his penis cures impotence. Then, his grandson shows up at the Bards.

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