Hater, Viktors at O'Neals

Team Hater was "Viktorious" at O'Neals on Tuesday night, as they were able to enlist both Ukrainian Prime Minister Viktor Yanukovich and challenger Viktor Yushchenko on their sides. In a rare display of national unity, the two men were able to play on the same team, and Yanukovich actually knew how big the largest turkey ever was. Yushchenko, sensing an opening, said that Johnny was wrong, that the largest turkey ever weighed 200 pounds and was trying to suppress the will of the Ukrainian people. That's when things turned ugly.