Johnny Has to Apologize For Sheridan's Behavior

Johnny Has to Apologize For Sheridan's Behavior

A tearful Johnny Goodtimes had to apologize for Nicolette Sheridan's recent behavior during quizzo at O'Neals on Tuesday. "I know that fans of Johnny Goodtimes are upset," said Goodtimes on the steps of the Capitol building, "And possibly even offended by the fact that during the entire quizzo, Sheridan did not take a piece of clothing off, much less bare herself to anyone. I know that my fans expect and deserve raunchy publicity stunts, and that Sheridan's clean-cut behavior on Tuesday was unwarranted and an affront to everything I stand for." A spokesman for the winning team, S2, said in a statement, "I just wish Nicollette would think about the adolescent boys she's hurting by keeping all those clothes on."