Western Omelette Wins, Inks Movie Deal

The Western Omelette squeaked past the Goats at the Bards on Tuesday night, 87-86, to move within striking distance of the leaders on the leaderboard. More importantly, they so impressed Jenna Jameson that she agreed to star in an upcoming film with the whole team. "I don't know why they gave White Wilt top billing," said Brett the Barber Beefcake. "I did all the grunt work."