Three Catholics and a Jew Picked First

Three Catholics and a Jew Picked First

Thursday was a big night for the team of Three Catholics and a Jew, as they were able to win at Good Dog, and then were picked first by the Orlando Magic. The Magic were the first to utilize a new NBA rule, in which any team which drafts American white people can draft as many as they want, in this case four. "Yeah, there were better players available, but our motto has always been 'quantity, not quality,'" said team owner Bobby Orlando. "We've got 37 players, which is a lot more than anyone else in the league. So in that regard, we're #1." In other news, a girl on one of the other teams made artwork out of ketchup. If you or any of your friends has a worthless talent (NOT that being able to draw with ketchup is worthless!), please let Johnny know so we can get them on the website.