Johnny Out Late, Quizzo Cancelled

There will be no quizzo on Monday at Doc Watson's, due to the holiday. Johnny was apparently in the holiday spirit on Sunday night, as the paparazzi caught the original King of Goodtimes out at 2:00 a.m., eating pizza from Lorenzo's on South Street. Some reports indicate that he may have had alcohol in his system. Johnny was not pleased. "Can't an international mega-star grab a slice of pizza with three female admirers without a gaggle of photographers gathering around?" he shouted, leaving bystanders impressed with his use of the word gaggle.