Smarty Jones is Smarty Indeed

Smarty Jones proved that he's every bit as intelligent as his name implies, as he led the Blind Squirrels to victory at the Good Dog on Thursday. "There's been a lot of pressure on Smarty since the Derby," said trainer Dummy Smith. "We thought a night out on the town, throwin' back a couple of road sodas would loosen' him up for Preakness."