Shotwads Win; Johnny Injured
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The Shotwads pulled off a shocker on Tuesday Night at the Bards, coming from eight points back to defeat the six time champion Goats, 93-91. But that wasn't the only news on this night. Johnny suffered a badly jammed ring finger while handing out papers, and official JGT doctor Barney "Hacksaw" Wordsworth gave a grim prognosis. "The finger must be removed!" he shouted, before breaking into a fit of maniacal laughter. The critics were unmoved by Johnny's injury. "Johnny's trying to make a big deal out of this to get sympathy from the cute girls on the winning team," said White Wilt Chamberlain. "He's such a hoser."
