Outrage at O'Neals

America's fears came true on Tuesday at O'Neals, as one member of S2 revealed herself during the team photo after the team had won a thrilling come-from-behind, 105-103 victory over Team Hater. "I had no idea," said photographer Johnny G.* "I blame MTV." An immediate call was sent out to the Johnny Goodtimes Ethics Committee. "This is an outrage," said Committee Member Sparky Beefcake. "I got kids. I don't want them looking at that bulls***." The real shame was that it took away from one of the most spectacular finishes ever, with S2 coming from eight points down in the final frame to win it.

* We haven't revealed his last name to protect his identity.