It's A Not So Wonderful Life

Only one question remained in the Johnny Goodtimes Quizzo Spectacular at the Bards on Tuesday night. One question and the Western Omelette would become the first team to ever, in history, receive a perfect score. "For what movie did Jimmy Stewart win his only best actor Oscar?" That's when Jimmy's ghost appeared, according to Ed "Nails" Galluzo. "Yeah, it told us that he won his Oscar for Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. We didn't think that it was an evil ghost. "You'd think we would have learned after the Kurtis Blow incident." "I was so nervous in the fourth round, I forgot to button up my jeans after I went to the bathroom," added Brett "The Barber" Beefcake (blonde hair). "How embarrassing."