Oh, Micki, you're so fine!

The Animal Planet, led by Philadelphia Eagle cheerleader Micki, pulled off a shocking upset on Wednesday at Locust Rendezvous, coming from behind and scoring 50 points in the final round to pull out the victory. So how did they do it? "Um, gosh, I don't know. I mean, like I guess we're just smart, or whatever. Tee-hee," said Micki. God, she's adorable. Would she ever consider a night on the town with yours truly? "Oh my God are you like, serious. Uh, gag me with a spoon. Besides, somebody told me you had an online dating profile. Loser."