Johnny Goodtimes

Bjork Lets Missing Heads Down

The Missing Heads extended their dominance over the Black Sheep crowd, causing one grizzled old vet from W.T.F. to remark, "This thing was fun until all these smart people starting showing up. It's ruining the integrity of the Johnny Goodtimes Quizzo Spectacular." The Heads were more than smart, coming one question away from a perfect score. That's where Bjork comes in. "We picked up Bjork just on the off chance that there was a question about Iceland," said team member Frank "Flapjack" Kelly. Sure enough, the team found themselves needing only to spell Reykjavik correctly to get the first ever perfect score at Johnny Goodtimes Quizzo anywhere. But Bjork was in a trancelike state throughout round four, and refused to offer her assistance, saying that such trivial matters were an impedence on her soul. "I think that bitch is doing some serious drugs. Have you heard her music? She's a freak, and she's not invited back next week," said Kelly. "We would've been better off with Bjorn Borg than Bjork." When reached for comment, Bjork said simply, "people are always asking me about eskimos, but there are no eskimos in iceland"