Johnny Goodtimes

Controversy at O'Neals

There was turmoil at O'Neals on Tuedsday night, as Team Hater destroyed the competition. But it was Team Hater's newest member that drew the most ire.

"Albert Einstein is probably, like, the smartest dude ever," said Bert Toastwax, a member of one of the losing teams. "There's no way he should be allowed to play Johnny Goodtimes Quizzo Spectacular."

"Yeah," chimed in Sandy Popadopalous, "And I thought it was totally unfair that the wild card round topic this week was quantum physics."

Johnny Goodtimes said that the quantum physics thing was "a strange coincidence," but not everybody was buying it.

"Then how come there were three questions in Round Four about the theory of relativity?" asked Spector Jackson.

The Johnny Goodtimes Ethics Committee has promised to look into any possible improprieties.

Posted by aetchells at November 5, 2003 12:48 PM