Johnny Goodtimes

Committee to Look Into "Possible Improprieties"

The Johnny Goodtimes Productions Executive Committee will look into the Johnny Goodtimes Quizzo Spectacular Record Being broken twice in the same day. "110 points and 108 points both being scored on the same night is unacceptable," said committee chairman Lex Stroker. "And when you see how good looking the two new record holders are, it brings back some unpleasant memories of Charles Van Doren and The $64,000 Question."

Critics of Johnny Goodtimes were not pleased. "Shouldn't there be an independant counsel looking into this?" asked avowed Goodtimes enemy Kenneth Starr.

Goodtimes said that "This is a tempest in a teapot. No improprieties exist. Any other questions should be directed to my lawyer."